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testicles

A place gay guys like to suck on because they can feel the softness of the scrotum.
Why are you looking at my testicles in the shower during gym?
I've got an idea, let's have gay sex in the gym!
All right!
by matt August 27, 2003
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testiclese

One of the many greek philosophers of old, like Socrates, Testiclese was the inventor of bathroom humor.
by Dekklin September 19, 2009
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testicle

Something I now only have one of, because I got testicular cancer and had one removed
by Wuulf January 18, 2004
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serious testicle

a game of catch where as the ball is being thrown the person doing the throwing says testicle. whoever laughs first is the testicle.
invented by anders and jac
by jac and anders October 24, 2004
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Testicle

A small test sometimes refered to as a quiz.
"On monday we will have an assesment, but don't worry its only a testicle."
by Jotom February 25, 2008
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Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination

When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.

Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
by megamogomir October 17, 2010
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Testicular Elephantiasis

Sometimes shortened to TE, there are two definitions of this word:

1) A medical condition where your scrotum swells to the size of a softball or basketball.

2) When you are such a boss, your balls either triple in size, or become made of wrought iron.
Dumbass: DUDE did you see Jim today?

Dude: No, what happened?

Dumbass: Dude, he was being beat up by this short ass kid, so he picked him up and dropped him on his head!

Dude: Jim's got Testicular Elephantiasis man!

Dumbass: They must be made out of wrought iron!

Dude: The fuck's wrought iron?
by cee-em-kay April 2, 2011
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