Drunk-Tenting

Screwing in a tent while wasted.

"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"

"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"

by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011

Placenta Tent

Gross name for a Vagina.

That dudebro Chad totally spent the night in her Placenta Tent... Yuck.

by KönigPhillip February 20, 2019

Pump tent

A tent at festivals where people go for a root

Do you know if there is anyone in pump tent 9? I'm keen to tongue punch fioanas fartbox

by KegLegKevin June 25, 2018

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018

Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.

“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.

by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018

Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018

Tente

A delicious snack that grandmothers give to there children for behaving.

My mom told me to see my grandma so she would give me some tente, unfortunately my grandma had run out so I behaved and waited but I didn’t get any tente.

by Factsforus June 3, 2018