tear jugs

Breasts so perfect they make you cry.

Man, she's got Tear Jugs!

by Seabiscuit March 12, 2016

tearing trifecta

When three guys have penises above 7.243 inches and penetrate the anal cavity without lube.

Girl: Hello
3 guys: Are you ready for the tearing trifecta?
Girl: What?
3 guys: Prepare your anus.

by Analpenetrator96 March 21, 2016

Tear-blind

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears

Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind

by Bigtoez July 25, 2019

Tear Sheet

To have sexual intercourse.

Me and har did a tear sheet.
(We were having sex)

by keelf king May 3, 2019

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

Hungover tears

When hungover and you feel so terrible that you feel like you are dying, then you feel worse when you realise that you will survive.

I had a huge night last night, now I have an extreme case of hungover tears

by Wurdsmyth von Cokesucker October 22, 2017

Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube

Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm

by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017