take legs

Take legs/ to leave the area as quick as possible due to a situation that causes you to "take legs" i.e the police or people who want you to feel pain
Is that the Fed's? Quick lads we better take legs
by callum 115 August 18, 2015
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taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".
Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
by TheBigBoyB January 26, 2015
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Take a DAVITT

When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).
We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.
by letsgetmost March 21, 2023
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ease/take

an aphorism, often proffered in response to an aroused state of action
-"Hey Cabbie, I'm going to Rockit on Hubbard street."
"Alright, man. Sounds like you're going hard tonight."
-"Ease/take, buddy, ease/take."
by The Bru September 28, 2007
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Taking a Junior

The act of laying down a steamer that offends everyone within a 2 mile radius.
last night I was taking a junior and it damm near killed everyone in the plant. I wiped my supebad as fast as I could so as to get away from that stinking shit.....
by ItStinksInHere September 21, 2010
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Take that Taylor

A phrase that should be used on any girl who pretends to be all sweet and innocent and a teenager, but is actually old and lame and probably way self-centered like Taylor Swift, when a guy pops a load on her face, betrays her, or upgrades to a girl who is nice and has an actual personality, or wears non-grandma bathing suits. You can probably use that phrase on Carly Rae Jepson too, because she's like 34, but "take that Carly rae Jepson" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
After giving that pretentious tart Britney a facial, Jim yelled "Take that Taylor!" left her alone on her knees in the parking lot, and proudly moved on to a girl who actually mattered.
by Tofurkey August 30, 2013
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Taking a Christian

Taking a Day off from work, because Christian is the colleague that always is on holiday.
I'm taking a Christian on Monday if that's OK?
by Schnodi2 August 17, 2022
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