Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

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Taco Bell Flintlock

It's where you pinch your sex partner's nipples. Then you crouch over her mouth and twist her nipples. As you twist them you release your previous night's Taco Bell directly into her mouth.

Stephen crouched over the lady he hired that night and gave her a good ol' fashioned Taco Bell Flintlock.

by DocNova August 17, 2024

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Taco Bell End

Taco Bell End.

A Taco Bell End is a gimpy teenager (normally named TJ) who loiters with his gimpy friends in a Taco Bell for warmth whilst causing trouble and speaking in double negatives.

by Kadders February 25, 2023

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