A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024
Get the Candy Stripper mug.A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
Get the The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit mug.A stripper who is a second hand caretaker to a child. Also known as kierra, also known as Kardi. A god stripper will teach your child the basic knowledge of stripping and how to make shmoney. okurt ? OKURT !
by Nsnsj November 20, 2018
Get the God Stripper mug.Order from waffle house a side of bacon, a side of biscuits and honey. Put it together as a sandwich.
by Barbie4717 August 13, 2017
Get the Stripper biscuits mug.1. You get a job as a stripper and a loved one asks you to make some spaghetti, so what you end up making is stripper spaghetti.
2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.
2. While stripping in a sexy fashion, you cook spaghetti and your spaghetti must be tasty.
After I got my job as a stripper, my friend asked me to make her stripper spaghetti to celebrate.
My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.
My boyfriend made me stripper spaghetti the other night, and it was the bomb.
by Crispyass February 24, 2019
Get the Stripper spaghetti mug.When a new stripper suddenly becomes extremely cocky and egotistical, feeling powerful and thinking she's better than all the other strippers. It's a phase that usually occurs in the first few weeks of working.
by Jade^.^ January 16, 2019
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