When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay
Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
by The McLaughlin Family May 3, 2021
Get the Ultra straightmug. Person 1: wassup man
Person 2: nothing
Person 1: Did you fuck with my ex gf?
Person 1: Be straight with me bro!
Person 2: yeah bro, I did. She was begging me. I’m sorry bro!
Person 2: nothing
Person 1: Did you fuck with my ex gf?
Person 1: Be straight with me bro!
Person 2: yeah bro, I did. She was begging me. I’m sorry bro!
by Icy cash December 22, 2018
Get the Be straight with memug. When something is really bad, trashy, poor quality, etc. Based on old movies with bad production quality like the old power rangers movie's that never went to theaters, but went straight to vhs.
by Brainfreeze1100 June 23, 2015
Get the straight to vhsmug. When a homosexual becomes excessively intoxicated to a point that humans of the opposite gender appear attractive.
“Great, my gay cousin had one too many straight whiskeys and now he’s hitting on my girlfriend. I hate it when he gets ‘whiskey straight’!”
by Benny Dee Williams July 1, 2018
Get the Whiskey Straightmug. 
The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.
by shojio April 14, 2021
Get the Straight Cloudmug. The process of average guys shunning any kind of refinement in the clothes/hair/personal hygiene & development department in fear of seeming gay.
coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.
Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.
Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
Ex. 1:
- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'
Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'
Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
Get the straight flightmug.