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Stay at Home Martyr

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.
"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."
by Tululah July 25, 2009
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stay a la maison

"Stay a la maison" Premier Doug Ford encourages people to stay home amid pandemic.
"Stay a la maison" -800 lb Gorilla / Premier Doug Ford
by γιαΠιστ January 18, 2021
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stay-home hub

what pornhub renamed itself so you can stay home and enjoy free premium videos of girls who may or may not be underage sucking your cock
brah 1: "Yo dude, you tryna beat the while watching PH?"
brah 2: "Nah bruh, I'm watching stay-home hub with free premium"
by smart hooman April 1, 2020
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Shontay, you stay

Rupaul allowing a drag queen to live another day in competition
Sasha Velour, Shontay, you stay!
by Burlbb June 27, 2018
mugGet the Shontay, you staymug.

stay sleep

"Bruh I dropped 32 points in that basketball game. Ima stay sleep"
by asdfasdf23423 December 16, 2017
mugGet the stay sleepmug.

Stay Halo

Guy: "I am going out tonight"
Girl: "Ok stay halo"

My girl is going to the clubs tonight, I hope she stay's halo.
by sric28 April 20, 2011
mugGet the Stay Halomug.

collar stay poppin

A euphemism for dicks by nick crumpet
Dude his collar stay poppin
by Nick crumpet August 8, 2017
mugGet the collar stay poppinmug.

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