Soft lad

Thomas McCarthy

- Lack of block work

- treats women with respect

McCarthy’s a fierce soft lad around the women needs hand cream because of his lack of block work

by Timnagle July 30, 2019

man soft

adj. something that is soft but not too soft, possesses a rugged aspect.

man: this blanket is very soft but it does not threaten my dignity as a man. this is man soft.

by cloud9c January 22, 2011

Soft Saturday

Soft Saturdays are when you take a Wednesday off as a vacation day, thus creating a mini weekend during the week. It is also acceptable to refer to this Wednesday vacation as a Soft Sunday. Soft Saturday's also create Soft Thursdays/Fridays out of Monday and Tuesday respectively (glass half full situation).

Sorry I can't make that meeting on Wednesday, I've got a Soft Saturday planned.

by Tropicanabanana July 25, 2017

soft comic

A person who is usually very dim and always asking the obvious questions. traditionally a scouse phrase, but commonly used throughout wigan and northern england.

boy: wait, what are we doing?
girl, omg we've just talked about it for the past half hour soft comic!

by bobcatd January 26, 2011

Soft Life

Can either refer to a lifestyle or a period in your life where you're generally (but not entirely) stress-free and have minimal obligations to meet. Often involves engaging in healthy routines, hobbies and personal passions.

When you live the soft life, you're at the top of the Maslow's hierarchy of needs pyramid, which can either be the result of being affluent or under special circumstances that allows one to flourish (see example below).

I was living the soft life back in 2020 and 2021. While covid was a major stressor to many people's lives, the combination of remote schooling + lighter course load + job layoffs + gov't money (e.g. stimulus checks, CERB) resulted in a relatively stress-free lifestyle, where I could concentrate more on my passions (music & photography) and less on studying or working. Minute stressors still existed, but in the grand scheme of things, it was a calm and carefree life that lasted for two years.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 23, 2023

soft pear

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

by gannik June 20, 2017

soft incest

Relations with a family member who shares no blood relation, e.g. related by marriage or adoption.

She engaged in some soft incest with her former stepbrother.

by jharrison3452 October 31, 2015