Sneak Attack

When your Asian friends eat all of the Kung Pow chicken at a Super Bowl party.

Watch out! Sneak attack time. Hung and Jitsu are here. Hide your food.

by AnalMelania September 19, 2019

Sneak attack

When you’re girl is sucking your dick from the back and at the same time cum and fart in her face.

Last night, Leslie was sucking me from the back then I sneak attacked her. She wasn’t happy..

by Twardell30 April 18, 2018

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.

“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

by Larry and Rex and Benny January 30, 2020

Sneak a dook

Pooping in the dark with the lights off and door locked. Trying to take a poop without anybody knowing

I tried to go into the bathroom but the door was locked and the light was off someone was in there taking a sneak a dook trying not to get caught blowing it up

by Redzilla5150 April 9, 2020

Sneaks Saturday

i dunno man sneaks saturday

ITS SNEAKS SATURDAY YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by cattooooooooooh November 10, 2020

Corbin The Small Sneak

he is the smallest sneak their is!!

Corbin the small sneak is the smallest sneak their is eva!!!!!!!!!!

by YeetersonPeterson May 4, 2020

BIG SNEAK

A person that pretends to be loyal and loving to get what they want at the moment. After they do they turn cold and calculated. They use your insecurities to hurt you. Then pretend that their actions had nothing to do with you. They seem so kind but they're really sneaky slime.

Her: Let's go hiking babe
Him: I'm so busy this week babe
His Facebook story: Him and a different woman hiking
Her: Wow who is she? I thought you were busy. You just didn't want to take me you BIG SNEAK

by Nay'Edeni August 1, 2020