Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.

My slapped salami is so hard right now.

by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017

Snappers Remorse

The guilty conscience of a ridiculous snap and/or snap story from a drunken night before.

Omg... look at my story dude. Welp. Snappers Remorse in full effect this mornin'.

by Jeffies December 2, 2017

Snapper Head

An obnoxious person who can be a jerk

Don’t mind Sean, he is a Snapper Head

by Acdj March 27, 2019

Big Snapper

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Big Snapper refers to holding an ace and a queen as your two hole cards. It is famously refered to as Big Snapper as there is a big card (ace) and a snapper card (queen).

I went all in on that big snapper.

by Mark Sharkie January 18, 2009

Mushroom Snapper

The act of taking your penis, or your "Mushroom", and slapping someone across the face with it, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.

20:44:58 * @iAndrew Give's Gabe a Mushroom Snapper
20:45:13 <@Gabe> OWCHIE MOMMA

by iAndrew April 15, 2009

swag slapped

When you diss someone so badly that their swag has been erased

John - Your the stupidest biatch I have ever seen Bob

Bob - Not as stupid as that condom on your head that call a hat

John - (Cries and runs home to his mom)

Bob - Get swag slapped queer!

by The best swag slapper ever June 23, 2011

red snapper

country slang for a budweiser

go to the cooler and get me another red snapper

by mark28 October 18, 2008