Jerimiah's Skull

An old plastic skull you have from the dollar store.

"Hey bro look I found my Jerimiah's Skull from 3 years ago!" "Thats fucking insane bro I wish I had a Jerimiah's Skull."

by Imdoinghistoryhomeworkrightnow November 13, 2020

skull pelt

a person who is a lost bean and can never understand the logic of what some people say.

Sorry, I but I am a skull pelt

by skull pelt February 9, 2020

Skull Fuck

When a man grabs tight on a man/woman's head during oral

He skull fucked me so hard last night
Ram Ranch cow boy love Skull Fucks

by Datz10 February 17, 2020

Bucket Skull

Someone lacking a brain. Therefore, they are inherently stupid.

Mark locked his keys in his car again, what a bucket skull.

by H-to-the-Hizzle May 22, 2020

Skull

The largest bone in someone's body, made of, like all other bones, of various gelatinous materials, or "skull jelly". The skull has a surface area of 5 square feet and weighs over a pound, not including the jaw bones, or Fred, the insect that looks like part of your skull, but isn't.

"You smell like someone ripped the skulls out of someone's heads and left their skull jelly to rot in the sun for three weeks."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017

skull dick

(noun) A brain, typically of a male.

Did you even stop to consider the consequences? Quit thinking with your skull dick!!!

by Zephyr Amadeus September 20, 2017

Texan Skull Crushing

When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.

Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty

by Nman1103 September 27, 2017