East Side Middle School

We are located on the Upper East Side in Manhattan.We love Mr.Deneroff and don't understand why he's married to Mrs. Deneroff. We go to John Jay even though we dont really know why because its not that fun. We eat chinese food every day at lunch. The principal looks like a goat/fish and doesn't do anything all day. We play handball in gym even though its not a real sport. We make fun of the 6th graders. We hate wheely backpacks. We are scared of Skinner the security guard. We get yelled at by her about twice a day. We walk up 5 flights of stairs 3 times a day. We hate staying in for lunch. Mr.Finch tells us that we will fail at our lives. He thinks he can fly and listens to Enya. We hate the smelly deli, and get yelled at every morning for standing in the other deli without buying anything. There's always a popular group in each grade. The assistant principal looks like a super hero in a suit. We wear UGGS or CONVERSE everyday. A lot of people dress that same. The hallways are a foot wide. We take lots of pictures on Photobooth and make peace signs and kissy faces. We run into Eric on Gossip Girl a lot. BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL EVER.

Person 1: that kid looks like hes four year old why does he have a wheely backpack?
Person 2: He must be a 6th grader at East Side Middle School I can tell by looking at him.

by student alumni October 28, 2009

cool as the other side of the pillow

A state of being very calm and collected, rarely freaking out or becoming over-emotional, and generally well-respected by the majority of people. May have originated from ESPN's SportsCenter.

Man, back in high school I was the shit. I used to ride up about 10 minutes late every day on my Harley-Davidson in my leather jacket and sunglasses. I'd walk into class and take my usual seat in the back of the room, where the two hottest girls in the school were waiting for me. Then I'd light up a cigarette, Marlboro Red of course, lean back in my seat to where I was almost lying down, and put my arms around the girls. If the teacher told me to put out my cigarette, I'd laugh and say "Make me." She wouldn't of course because I was too cool to not smoke. Yeah, I was about as cool as the other side of the pillow.
No, actually I was a nerd who watched Star Trek marathons and wrote code for Mac OS 9 at age 12.
No really, I was always pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished I could someday be that cool.

by Nick D October 20, 2003

lauren z-side

Bath Bomb

Lauren Z-side Breaks house

by GreenHairMike August 31, 2019

the dark side

liars about having cookies

evil dude: "Come over to the dark side, we have cookies"
some guy: "ok"

***
some guy: "hey where are the cookies?!??!!!?!"
evil dude: "its the dark side, what did you expect"

by FTWbasharDGKinfected December 23, 2009

Side Bitch

when a girl is not exactly his girl. Someone who he treats as he should his girl but never commits to her. She usually feels like shit.

Cole: why don't you go with Tanner?
Me: Im just his side bitch....

by AlleyKatt December 29, 2014

Siddarth

A chubby boy he will be admired by the girls who can only understand him,mostly very cute,he is strong and face problems by himself,and very weak in numbers or maths.The girl who loves him is very lucky to have him.

Siddarth is the right guy for me.

by Siddarth secret admire October 8, 2017

Side Buttoned

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.

Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.

by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005