shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

by shnookers May 20, 2008

Kuta Shank

To describe someone anesthetically pleasing

"Did you see Alexsandra? Shes kuta shank!"

by eski4893028 January 5, 2009

Ror-shank

The act of enacting an extremely excessive, violent and unpleasant form of vigilante justice on someone; a la Rorschach from The Watchmen.

Yeah, I saw that guy trying to steal money from the clerk at the store. I grabbed a bottle, smashed him over the head and used the glass to slash the bastard's face. I Ror-shanked the sucker!

by CalDude JR June 1, 2010

Shank

like a 'nad shot...hurts real bad

gonna mutha-fuckin shank ya!

by kleinesMADchen October 26, 2006

shank text

A text sent with the intent of causing one emotional hurt & or sending some one a text just to piss them off..a text that is like the prison tool(a shank)used to make a quick hurtful stab.

Jill cheated on me so i sent her a shank text"... "Jack has been ignoring me lately so i sent him a shank text to piss him off

by RC_KC 87 October 11, 2010

pot-shank

the act of shanking someone with a pot. dont know where me and my friends came up with this word.

If you fuck with me bitch, i'll pot-shank you! and then gipin you(look up gipin too).

by ken July 7, 2004

schunk shank

The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie

"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."

by Grape Ape Face Rape July 10, 2010