SalamiHalal

The Salami is very halal, so call your friendly neighbourhood SalamiHalal

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by Denzel George Washington March 24, 2022

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Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

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