Seattle

@slattle

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by Slattle December 31, 2020

seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.

At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.

by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019

Seattle Swirlie

This refers to times when you are petting the snake in the bathroom when you’re just about to ejaculate and your tip touches the water.

I was getting a nice jerk-off in when suddenly out of nowhere I gave myself a Seattle Swirlie

by Anne_Frank’s_big_toe September 26, 2018

Seattle Mariners Fan

I have a bad attitude, talks back to my parents, chooses to disobey, very disrespectful and sarcastic, rude to my friends, love saying bad words and the list goes on. As a Mariners fan, this is who I am.

Did you see the World Series Texas Rangers spank those Seattle Mariners Fan?

by IamAWorldSeriesChamp2023 March 28, 2024

Seattle Spaghetti

When you’re having sexual intercorse, the male throws up on the females boobs.

I gave that bad bitch the Seattle spaghetti, she smelt like ass the whole week

by Nickytra December 2, 2018

Seattle corndog

The act of having anal in Seattle while your mother-in-law is asleep in the same room.

How was your trip to Seattle with his family? Well, let's just say he slipped me the Seattle corndog & I haven't walked right since.

by Baileyb208 September 9, 2023

Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.

Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.

by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 14, 2023