Sam

Big hotfunyon lover, fights 7y/o on roblox, iPad kid always looking for sun to eat, asks for fruit ….. amazing… grandma stole her guess who , rice😍❤️

Sam asking to play roblox again ❤️

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Yee yeet lol

God damner sammer

by goddamnersammer November 23, 2021

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noun- A huge turd floating in the Detroit sewer system usually resulting from eating nachos at another Lions loss. Sometimes Sams can travel great distances and have been known to pop up as far away from Detroit as Vermont or North Carolina.

I went drop a Sam at Ford Field and Matt Millen was in the stall next to me.

by Bruce Cheeseman December 19, 2007

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One who prefers the sexual company of inanimate objects, usually stuffed animals.

Did you see what that man is doing over there? He's definitely a Sam.

by Carolina B23 February 7, 2012

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Sam is a man who is very emotional and loves bread. He likes to take his anger out on everyone, cry and kick fires. He likes playing sport. Not as much as he loves bread. Sam may be overweight.

swaggin sam

by swaggerz4lyfeeeeeeee August 28, 2012

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