dick rider

zi be sucking every team dick that wins ongod

zi a dick rider no cap

by ADGHADAHJ October 11, 2021

Dick Rider

A nigga who dick rides because they have nothing better to do with their life. Most of the time they’re insecure, has a small dick, and on the next level of mental illness. Seek help for any dick rider you know.

That nigga Jacoby always dick riding Nick. He’s such a dick rider.

by itsmedraco July 13, 2021

dick rider

A Dick Rider is someone who constantly has something to say about you and what you got going on. They key difference between dick riding and being truthful is the manner in which the comments/criticism is given. A dick rider will often find ways to bring you into conversations not about you to talk shit about you, only talk about you negatively in the presence of others, and often are people who aren’t having much success going for themselves. A good thing to remember is often times a dick rider is someone who is not fully secure with themselves or happy with their achievements as someone who is fully secure with themselves often doesn’t negatively focus much on others.

James: I need to do my work before these report cards come out
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro

by yourneighborhoodOG May 27, 2023

Dick Rider

A guy OBSESSED with an individual so much that he does anything to get attention or a reaction from him. Bro is creaming on the D just for the idea of a response, get off his nuts man.

Patrick: Why Aiden always meat riding
Jayden: Idk, He a Dick Rider

by Usapyon February 7, 2023

Mustache Rider

Anyone who believes in what the guy who owns the mustache boat says and stands behind his bullshit causes.

Boater #1: Did you pre-register for the Raftoff this year?

Boater #2: Of course I did!! I even bought the $200.00 VIP package so I could tie up near NautiBuoy!

Boater #1: You stupid? Raftoff is free. You must be a Mustache Rider!!

by Bently Bandit June 8, 2018

dick rider

A nigga who don’t mind his own shit and just hops on shit that on the hype.Also a mf who only agrees to a other grown mans opinions just to make them more likeable honestly for female it’s the same shit.Yeah you,you think you mad funny for saying the same joke to someone you a dickrider,don’t you think i forgot what the same joke you been saying goofy you don’t need to ride that far.

Ben-“Wow i think that John has a great opinion and we should respect it”

John-“Changes his opinion”

Ben-“Mmh i think we should really consider that it should be open tho”

John-“hop off my dick you a dick rider”

by Sonder1 March 19, 2022

DIAMOND RIDER

A Diamond Rider/Diamond Riders is an individual robber or a heist crew that exclusively targets untraceable valuables of gold, silver, jewels, and diamonds and have no involvement in cash heist.

An Armored Truck Crew is delivering large cash shipments to a shaddy pawn shop that sells questionable valuables:

Armored Truck Guard One: This will be the fourth delivery of $975,000 in cash for this pawn shop in the time span of three weeks! I'm pretty sure these guys are just Diamond Riders using us to funnel their cash for them!

Armored Truck Guard 2: As long as their not trying to rob us I don't think that it matters. Just keep an eye out for a revenge cash heist, we don't want their enemies to be pulling an Italian Job on our asses!

by Revolver Shooter 55 May 13, 2021