A nigga who dick rides because they have nothing better to do with their life. Most of the time they’re insecure, has a small dick, and on the next level of mental illness. Seek help for any dick rider you know.
by itsmedraco July 13, 2021
Get the Dick Ridermug. 
A woman,usually addicted to drugs, alcohol or both that hooks up and cohabitates with a male on disability. That way she always knows that there is a guaranteed government check arriving like clockwork plus she is always eligible for food stamps. She knows that due to the crippled person she is riding not much sex is involved plus she has a babysitter for her twice a month child visitation days. Always a plus to a cripp rider are the prescription pain pills her mule can acquire for her.
Look at that damn cripp rider hanging out in front of the VA HOSPITAL. Her old man just died from complications from his injuries in Ahfganistan yesterday and she's already looking for another ride. Nasty bitch. (Bitch) (check) (whore) (scumbag) (filth)
by Papasquatch December 10, 2015
Get the cripp ridermug. 1. Another word for an ass kisser or suck up.
2. Someone who is nice to someone else to try and get their “better side” or try to get some type of reward or special privileges.
3. Someone who only likes one type of brand and talks bad about anything else.
2. Someone who is nice to someone else to try and get their “better side” or try to get some type of reward or special privileges.
3. Someone who only likes one type of brand and talks bad about anything else.
Def 1- “Yea that asshole over there, he’s just a Dodge Dick Rider. Thinks any Dodge in the world can outdrive any Chevy or Ford.”
Def 2- “You know ENTER NAME HERE? The dick rider? He just got a promotion!”
Def 2- “You know ENTER NAME HERE? The dick rider? He just got a promotion!”
by nextgenerationcrusader October 4, 2021
Get the Dick Ridermug. A nigga who don’t mind his own shit and just hops on shit that on the hype.Also a mf who only agrees to a other grown mans opinions just to make them more likeable honestly for female it’s the same shit.Yeah you,you think you mad funny for saying the same joke to someone you a dickrider,don’t you think i forgot what the same joke you been saying goofy you don’t need to ride that far.
Ben-“Wow i think that John has a great opinion and we should respect it”
John-“Changes his opinion”
Ben-“Mmh i think we should really consider that it should be open tho”
John-“hop off my dick you a dick rider”
John-“Changes his opinion”
Ben-“Mmh i think we should really consider that it should be open tho”
John-“hop off my dick you a dick rider”
by Sonder1 March 19, 2022
Get the dick ridermug. A plastic rider is a person who rides a motorcycle and acts like they are a tough bikie! They are the all talk, know-it-all, been on a bike for 10 mins, whingy riders. They’re the reason the code is dying... They look after themselves, act tough but run away from a fight and have no loyalty to anyone. They also like to stick their nose into other people’s business and they are usually vegans.
by Coondawgs April 21, 2020
Get the plastic ridermug. the scariest monster ever known to man
it eats merpmen and once attacked the chamber dwellers while they were snizzed
it eats merpmen and once attacked the chamber dwellers while they were snizzed
by merpchudorc April 2, 2008
Get the orc ridermug.