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Real Music

*A term that teenagers throw out far too often, the first signs of music snobbery as it immediately entails Hip-hop/dance genres being classed as ''crap music''

**Music that has been played in reality & thus is real music rather than notes on sheets.
Teenager: God this generation sucks for music, i wish i was born in the 70s when they had brilliant rock music everywhere, it was all real music

Me: You are aware every generation has whats known as the ''20 year rule'' where the teenagers wish they were born 20 years ago? & that you'd hate the chart music back then as it consisted of Donny Osmond and other corporate made one hit wonders with the odd exception of good bands, just like today

Teenager: Nuh uh it was all stairway to heaven, & pink floyd & The Doors & ehh bach, really cool bands back in the 70s
by dum1anddum2 April 4, 2011
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Real one

A friend that’s been there for you through thick and thin. They’d take a bullet for you and vice versa. A best friend. Aulonë.
A: I’m broke.
B: I got you covered

A: you’re a real one
by Slutty_nerd August 18, 2019
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B Real

The most famous member of the rap group Cypress Hill, B Real is a legend in the rap community for his cold rap style, his latino infused rap style and his cultural views on marijuana use. B Real and Cypress Hill made a huge impact on the rap scene during the early '90's and he has gone on to be featured on countless tracks for other successful rappers, such as eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Notorious B.I.G. He and Cypress Hill made such songs as: "Insane In The Membrane", "Latin Thugs", "When The Shit Goes Down", "Hand on the Pump" and "What's your Number?"
B Real sounded cold on the Snoop Dogg track, "Vato"!
by hornaddict August 11, 2008
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Real Boobs

Boobs that have not been surgically fixed to make look bigger/smaller. These bounce better than fake boobs.
Guy: Your boobs, they bounce a lot.
Girl: Yeah, because I have real boobs.
Guy: Can I have your number?
by All boobs should be real November 19, 2010
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In Real Life

A fan-made boyband that consists of members who had competed in a show called Boy Band. This band consists of 5 handsome and talented guys which are Chance Perez, Drew Ramos, Michael Conor, Sergio Calderon, and Brady Tutton.
Omg! Did you hear Tonight Belongs to You by In Real Life?
by foreverbrikey July 15, 2018
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Zigi is real

A term used for fans who are who are obsessed with a fake couple.
Omg you're so jealous. Zigi is real!
by I love the dictionary! October 2, 2017
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The Real NAFTA

A big old trade agreement that involves political bullshit that no average american understands. Yet all we know is that Bill Clinton would certainly accept a Buffalo Bus Transfer from any arabian bastard in those other fucking countries, such as John Brown's Ass State. Big Old political shit holes always suck us bone dry and next thing we know ass turns into bag - hounds and we're all getting dome from gay men. Which makes our natural boners go floppy.
Hey Jill, you wanna know what the real NAFTA is? Just a bunch of political bullshit.
by Dr. Jiggle November 30, 2009
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