Canadian rape

To touch someone in a polite manner without consent

I just got Canadian raped (After recieving a unexcepted hug)

by jayBredd November 14, 2011

rape soda

1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.

2. Soda that rapists drink.

3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.

Why don't you go have a nice tall glass of rape soda?

by unoriginal_name33 March 14, 2017

Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.

My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.

by TKFromAntioch May 1, 2015

rape guard

When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).

Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.

by turdnificent December 27, 2012

rape drapes

Any drapes that you hang over your window to block out all light. Also called sex-for-certain-curtains.

That creep next door always has his lights off. No, he just has rape drapes.

by gjohnso October 6, 2010

Punch Rape

When you throw a non stop barrage of punches at someone until you can’t swing anymore.

That guy tried to start on me so I shown him what punch rape was

by GetYourFingerOutMyBumNow March 19, 2021

wave raped

when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.

your girlfriend is standing there naked after a big wave...oh honey, you got wave raped.

by captron January 19, 2014