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promise is a beautiful awesome girl who is not afraid to be nice to others and did i mention beautiful Shes nice to even those who she doesn't know and is always in a good and positive mood, no matter her circumstance. Who is also DROP DEAD GORGALICIOUS!!!
Guy: who's that hotty

Person: oh thats just promise but shes takin
by YOUR MOMMY April 1, 2023
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Stockholm Promise

I think I coined a new term... you know when someone agrees to something but the ducks, dives and avoids messages or conversations about it? It is particularly common here in Stockholm, Sweden among the musicians and just people in general. I call it this the "Stockholm Promise".
Yeah he did the old Stockholm Promise by saying "we should grab a beer/coffee/whatever next week" and then disappears for next X months
by inga.tjejer.bara.slayer June 8, 2024
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Thumb Promise

A Thumb Promise is a promise stronger than a pinky promise. It shall never be broken, and if so, then the person who broke it may never be trusted again. Crossing your fingers does not invalidate a thumb promise.
“She thumb promised me she’d get me a drink if i called mom upstairs for her.”
by syylent June 8, 2024
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I promise you

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024
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I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
by Your_lovermadethis June 22, 2024
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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Pee Pee Promise

An appropriately silly and childish alternative for the more stronger word, known as the Penis Promise.
Girl: "Can you promise me to not tell anyone/"

Boy: "Pee Pee Promise!"

Girl: Ok, let's kiss!
by MyInternetSucks February 12, 2023
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