cranberry popsicle

The act of sexually licking a freshly-bloodied tampon
"I gave Chad a cranberry popsicle last night and he licked it CLEAN."
by joemama4206942069 November 10, 2020
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toot popsicle

Term to describe anal penetration with either a penis or dildo.
Stuff me with your toot popsicle
by Guthiyum May 01, 2020
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Oklahoma popsicle

Oklahoma Popsicle is when you crap inside a stores refrigeration section.

The word was born from a news story of a woman in Oklahoma who reached into a refrigerated case to discover that someone had crapped inside the refrigerator and covered it with the bag of pizza roles.

The phrase was coined by the Mike O’meara show podcast.
A Oklahoma Popsicle could be found in any store all over the US, but it nothing you want to eat.
by Trebor Trams September 18, 2021
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virginia popsicle

you stick your dick in the freezer until that shit is hard af and then u stick it in you girl's anus.
Ty received a whopping virginia popsicle from Michael Fong.
by bitchdong6969 October 23, 2017
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forbidden popsicle

When firing a belt fed machine gun equipped with a suppressor, holding down the trigger and firing the machine gun long enough to make the suppressor glow orange or red hot. (Looks like an orange or red popsicle) Can result in catastrophic failure of the suppressor and should only be done in controlled environments or extreme situations. It's otherwise forbidden to do in most military applications.
I know I wasn't supposed to... but I couldn't resist giving that LMG the forbidden popsicle!
by honeymead December 19, 2022
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mayonnaise popsicle

Digging your elbow into someone's butt while massaging them.
"Yo, that masseuse totally gave me a mayonnaise popsicle earlier!"

"Bro, that's CRAZY."
by whomstpumpkin June 07, 2018
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German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.
Said and Joel had a rough German Popsicle session last night:
by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021
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