poot

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort

pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"

by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023

Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).

"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad

by CaptainArc November 30, 2021

terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.

"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Terror Poot

A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.

"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.

You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..

by OnlyFactsHereHoney March 4, 2022

poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.

he pooted

by tehejadentime March 5, 2022

Poot and scoot

Walking by someone and farting.
It's like the walking farts but wetter.

Mom walked by us while we were all watching TV and did a poot and scoot

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025