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poot

a word used by the pootis birds that migrate in 2fort
pootis bird: "poot!" a regular human: "aw it's a pootis bird!"
by pootis bird zookeeper September 21, 2023
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Poots

Poots is slang for a desktop computer (PC).
"I'm getting on the Poots" - My Dad
by CaptainArc November 30, 2021
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terror poot

Terror Poot: a fart that escapes when one is terrified.
"That clown jumped out of nowhere back in the haunted house! I think I let out a terror poot!"
by dizzieman March 13, 2024
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Terror Poot

A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.
"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"
by dizzieman March 13, 2024
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Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.
You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..
by OnlyFactsHereHoney March 4, 2022
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poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.
by tehejadentime March 5, 2022
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Poot and scoot

Walking by someone and farting.
It's like the walking farts but wetter.
Mom walked by us while we were all watching TV and did a poot and scoot
by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025
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