Pokèmon Go

A game that is causing half the population to get off their lazy asses and walk around.

Fred: Hey John guess what? I found a horsea yesterday!
John: Well I found a Magmar so suck it!
Fred: God I hate Pokèmon Go.

by EFOL August 8, 2016

pokémon haters

people who hate Pokémon need to stop existing

"Pokémon haters are everywhere so watch out"

by thatpokemon February 8, 2017

Pokemon

pokemon is a fucking tv show not an anime I hate having to tell people this simple fact jesus

"yo have you seen the new Pokemon episode? it's my favorite out of all animes I've watched."

"I'm bouta slap you boi

by Kempic, Master of Thighs June 17, 2018

Pokémon BDSP

Pokémon BDSP or Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl are remakes of the absolute masterpieces Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl. Normally Pokémon games are easy as fuck and in these remakes they're not as hard as the originals but Cynthia still fucks you in the ass before you give up and break your nintendo switch. Caused a lot of arguments if it's a Pokémon Platinum remake or a Diamond and Pearl remake.

Person 1: Hey are you enjoying Pokémon BDSP, the new Diamond and Pearl remakes?
Person 2: Actually, it's better described as a Platinum remake!
Person 1: I really don't give a fuck.

Person: Pokémon games are too easy!
GameFreak and ILCA: Ok, *Makes game harder*
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CYNTHIA IS TOO HARD!!!!!!!

by KratosBigDickDaddy November 24, 2021

Pokemon

i love dick and pokemon

i eat pokemon dick

by TheEarthIsFlatIdiotsUGH April 13, 2022

/r/pokemon

A place where furries reside

Welcome to /r/pokemon

by Paladin123 August 23, 2017

Pokemon GO

A new disease that started in July 2016 that is causing not only the youth but adults to take the streets, paths, and road to capture and find creatures known as Pokemon. It is ruining families, friendships, humanity. It is a application available on IOS or Android, and when you download it opens the app to techno music and allows you to create your trainer/character and then you meet a man who go's through a sequence of sentences and ask if you want to help him catch pokemon. Then when you say yes he puts three pokemon in front of you and you choose one and throw your pokeball at it. This addiction needs to stop now.

Hannah : "Hey Dylan! What did you do all summer?"
Dylan : "I lost twenty four pounds thanks to Pokemon GO"
Hannah : "Leave my house now, you're a disgrace."

by Hannah Wallace July 12, 2016