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The Broadway Paradox

This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time.
This is some kind of advanced mathmatics us mear mortals can not comprehend. When the estimator bids the job wrong, takes half of your workers, moves up the compition date and wants twice the amount of work finished on time. The Broadway Paradox
by Lakeside4life September 27, 2018
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The Recommendation Paradox

We live in a time where options for the consumption of entertainment media is extremely saturated. We have never had more choice.

So much so, that the general person typically requires a significantly high level of encouragement from a variety of sources to reach the threshold of “giving in” to a recommendation by consuming the piece of media in question.

The problem is, the threshold is so high, that by the time one “gives in” they are often disappointed, as often no piece of media is able to meet the exaggerated levels of hype required to push the person to consume it in the first place.

Thus, the human race is effectively broken in our capacity to effectively deliver recommendations as there only exists two states. Underselling, and overselling.
“Jono has been telling me to play Hades like everyday for the past 6 months, I finally gave in and it wasn’t that good.”

“Well I guess that’s just the recommendation paradox for ya!”
by Maait96 February 28, 2021
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The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.
Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.
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Paradoxasaur

A creature that, if you believe in it, it exists. If you believe it doesn not exist, then it exists.
"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.
by allatropic February 10, 2007
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hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be
Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!
by ILikeMushroomz September 25, 2010
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Paradox

A shot consisting of one part kaluha, one part goldschlager, and one part malibu. It is a potent shot, used only to consume the last quanities of alchohol in your house as so your future self does not return home in order to consume it, thereby lessening the chance of a time-space paradox.
Man1: "Yo I think our future selves are confusing our friends and might stop by to drink the last of the booze."

Man2: "Shit, then we better make a quick round of paradox shots as so they don't show up."

Man1: "Bitchin."

Future Man 1: "Fuck, we drank the last of the booze."

Future Man 2: "Well, no use in going back to the house then."
by Nads The Great February 21, 2010
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Paradox

American Middle-Man: Man! That guys so rich he has a paradox!!
American Middle-Man #2: Couldn't have bailed us out could he?
by JoeManx June 2, 2009
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