Painful to read

A book (usually given to a student by a teacher) which makes one want to:
a) fall asleep
b) jump off a cliff
c) fail the class just so he doesn't have to read the book
d) go back in time to find/find in the present the author that ruined their life and permanently damage them.

NOOOOOOO! It's painful to read! throw it away!

by manatee dog April 18, 2011

back pain

1) common old whore wound

2) easy excuse for men to not do work

1) My back pain didn't start until I started dating Johnny.

2) I can't do the dishes tonight, honey, I have back pain.

by quitethedarling July 13, 2013

pain in the ass

See: girls

Sara used to be cute, then she became a real pain in the ass.

by Nefilim April 6, 2004

Pain-gasm

A woman achieving an orgasm solely through the use of sand paper condoms

Travis; I gave this girl a pain-gasm last night
Ben; really? Nice, where did you the the sandpaper condoms
Sam; he got them from me, I know a guy

by Dr travis11 July 10, 2009

Facebook pain

Facebook pain (or Status Infliction) occurs when a 'friend' or ex-partner you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover.

Some examples of Facebook pain:

- Can't wait to see my girl tonight
- 2 hours! A new personal best ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever :p
- Moving in with my girl
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly together
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms

by OneUnintended November 9, 2011

house of pain

Kentucky Gentleman.

Josh: Man, what is the matter with you?

Jon: I am a resident of the house of pain and they won't let me leave.

by PhineasGage January 24, 2010

Knee pain

Yourrage

My yourrage "knee pain" hurts

by Knee king September 15, 2021