What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.
Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!
by QuacksO May 11, 2022
Get the wide-spread panicmug. by Taco Pocket September 19, 2018
Get the Wide Bodymug. The Clyde refers to a river in south Scotland that flows northwest.
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
The term ‘as wide as the Clyde’ likely denotes the length or size of the object or idea referred to (i.e. it can refer to figurative or actual lengths and distances).
Alison Thewliss (SNP frontbencher)
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
...the NAO report blows a hole ‘as wide as the Clyde’ through everything the Tories have been saying on Universal Credit.
by Irtiza July 5, 2018
Get the As wide as the Clydemug. by nolifejim March 16, 2021
Get the its hard to hide, when your widemug. A trashy woman who opens her legs for anyone, especially married men who she works with, with no care for the family she helps destroy.
by ACL.15 June 19, 2025
Get the Wide-Legged Skankmug. by Wide Cakes January 20, 2021
Get the Widemug. by Hopeless Bromantic January 22, 2024
Get the Wide Rightmug.