(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 5, 2010
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A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
A couch coach can be any sort of television sport spectator, but is often someone that lacks any real sporting ability.
Derived from the television environment (couch) and the constant yelling similar to that of a coach. Also just a fun spin on the classic "couch potato".
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Get the red couch mug.The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.
"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"
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