that's what yo momma said about you

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"

Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

by gri-unit October 3, 2005

enough to make you slap your momma

anything that is really really good

Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!

Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!

by R-S October 29, 2006

do i look like your momma?

Comeback used to disrespect someone elses mother.

Luke the up himself white guy: Mary you fat fuck.
Mary: Um excuse me, do i look like your momma?

by Cassie Thompson February 17, 2005

Rango's Neck Be Lookin' Like Ur Momma's

An insult; To say one's mother's neck is bent or crooked like Rango the lizard's; to Claim that one's mother's neck has been yeeted in such a way that it is now misshapen. ; yeeting someone's neck to the point of exhaustion in which the aftermath resorts to a bent crooked neck, such as Rango's.

; He claimed that Rango's Neck be lookin' Like ur Momma's.
; Rango's Neck be lookin' like ur Momma's, I stated.

by The One who has Youghted December 7, 2018

shake what yo momma gave ya

To get down and boogie, shaking the only thing given to you by your mother at birth - your derriere.

cum ova here, lil momma, and shake what yo momma gave ya all up on a nigga.

i jus' walked in da doe! damn, hoe, you betta shake what yo momma gave ya if you really think a nigga go'n shoot you a tip.

by RANTwun April 2, 2011

thats not what your momma said last night

a comeback or insult saying you slept with a persons momma and she was moaning and such

your ugly thats not what your momma said last night

by Groundhog July 26, 2006

beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass

Seems to mean that you've done bad, when you hear this it is likely from the mouth of a very ghetto woman. Regardless of whether or not you can tell the gender of the creature, run. If you are within grabbing distance, Run faster.

They can smell fear.

Ghetto chick(?): "Im funna beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass!"

You: "I'm soooorrrryyy!" (crying)

Ghetto chick beats you down.

by I'mScaredOfGhettoChicks December 25, 2009