jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.

When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023

Lightning Rodding

The act of a man inserting a rod through his penis/urethra and then proceeding to electrically charge it through various means.

“Yo Mark, have you ever tried Lightning Rodding? It really charges you up!”

by Spoooooob January 12, 2024

White Lightning

White Lightning is a slang term for someone with the hugest skibidi rod.

"Have you seen that guys White Lightning?" Said James

by Lil blevins Iover December 9, 2023

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017

Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022