by Mal-izzlee October 26, 2008

An alternative to yelling "Serenity now!" when things aren't going your way.
First user: Frank Costanza on Seinfeld
First user: Frank Costanza on Seinfeld
by Dennie Hebels May 5, 2008

by amy suchababe March 10, 2008

An oversized stroller, pram, pushchair or other conveyance for transporting babies and toddlers. Usually with enormous wheels that takes up the entire width of a sidewalk, made by manufacturers such as Bugaboo. Like an SUV, but for little kids.
Watch out for that mom and kid in that mama hummer, they'll run you down if you don't get out of the way!
by tonedebone November 19, 2010

A girl who spends your money, annoys your friends, wastes your time and then gives nothing in return. Oftentimes, she complains the whole time you are together. Opposite of a Sugar Mamma. To be avoided at all costs.
Wow, that girl you are with is a real Salt Mama! She is sucking the life right out of you. Run as fast as you can, and don't look back!
by bpmpls August 27, 2013

by pasha ostermannnn December 22, 2008
