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German Schmear

When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
"I surprised my one-night stand with a German schmear... I haven't heard from her since."
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
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German Afternoon

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016
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German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward
by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016
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German Pastafork

The German Pastafork commences when up to six forks binded by rubber bands are used to please a man's partner. The man then uses said tool to harass family members
I got a black eye and gonorrhea infection because my brother pulled the German Pastafork last night
by ★ ★ ★ December 2, 2019
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German-juice

Cynthia gave Nigerians the german-juice
by vintuary May 26, 2020
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German dad

German dads are good dads. My dad was born in Germany then his family moved into the US. I love my German dad, he can be salty like some germans are sometimes, he got the blue ocean eyes, golden blonde hair, and a perfect smile to make anyone's day. If you have a german father like I do, appreciate that man for all he has gave you.
Friend: BRUH I just found my dad is German!
Friend 2: German dad's are good tho
by Xx.Apple_Sauce.xX December 12, 2019
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German necktie

A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper
That Lepper is such a sick Cunt, during judo he gave me a German necktie and I think I liked it.
by Dr. Lepper January 14, 2021
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