Nigga Noodle

Basically a very skinny black person

PERSON: HEY LOOK AT THAT NIGGA NOODLE OVER THERE

by MarkNUTT42069 June 10, 2018

poop noodle

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole

like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it

by tttrucker4 May 31, 2005

Ramen Noodles

Now avilable in lobster and crab

These ramen noodles are $2.50 for 30 and it's like seafood. whadda deal!

by aj December 10, 2003

limp noodle

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!

I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!

by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003

Danger Noodle

A snake

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

by DOodoldepihpwaoghpvqiuv May 25, 2018

pot noodle

To leave a party or gathering for the purpose of going home to masturbate.

Formally 'Pot noodle and a wank' Now shortened

"are you coming on to the club??"
"No i'm going back for a pot noodle"

by Graham Lester January 13, 2005

dried noodles

A dry version of noodles

Ted: "Should I put some water in these dried noodles"
Vie: "yeah, sure"

by Altyen December 18, 2018