by MB's bf April 13, 2022

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.
A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"
by mathgirrl November 29, 2009

by Nothing12345 June 28, 2017

Situation 1:
Black person: Yo Yo Yo what up my N-Word!
Situation 2:
White person: F-Word you, you stupid N-Word!
Black person: Yo Yo Yo what up my N-Word!
Situation 2:
White person: F-Word you, you stupid N-Word!
by Alegater October 16, 2020

by lolifucker August 3, 2022

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Emily N. is my bestfriend, I hope I never get seperated from her because otherwise I wont be able to destroy anyone who hurts her.
by Jemilyn N. February 19, 2020
