House Mouse

A salesperson who get's a lot of house deals from the sales manager. Also known as cheese deals.

The new sales guy has a lot of cars out. It's because he is a house mouse.

by Uncle Redneck June 9, 2018

fanny mouse

a tampon.

"oh dear, i have my period, i should really stick a fanny mouse up there"

by amaree gilham December 24, 2003

mouse-finger

In computer video game terminology the mouse-finger is the dominant, or preferred, finger the video game player uses to wield their most valuable implement of destruction, i.e. the computer mouse. Without one's mouse-finger one is completely helpless.

Joe: *Crack* Damn!
Mike: Hey Joe, why the expletive?
Joe: I just broke my mouse-finger. I won't be able to finish the Unreal Tournament.
Joe: Your passing will be remembered in our myths and legends for years to come. Rest in peace.

by Adam Wayne May 16, 2005

bens mouse

Bens so called 'mouse' is his tiny dick

Bens mouse looks like a doorbell

by StinkyBret October 24, 2019

Mouse fart

In baseball a topper, backside bloop base hit, or shallow fly ball...

Fuck Methodist... They tried to beat us with mouse farts

by Hu$$ January 30, 2017

Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.

I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.

by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022

Lil mouse

A term to express great amounts of hahas. like lil mouses squirming around forcing the laugh to come out. it beats lol and lmao in text because lil mouse is superior.

That was so funny Lil mouse

by Lilwaters December 21, 2022