mong

Your local Joe who thinks they can play snooker. They are usually ginger and annoying

Somehow the mong was able to make a 50 break!

by Joe Blogsy January 28, 2023

Coefficient of Mong

To find the Coefficient of Mong, one must first tire oneself out with a really fucking boring day.
Engineering students, or other students with a high study workload will experience this.

(After a long day of study), The Coefficient of mong is High.

by powerwasher69420 February 5, 2023

ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

ging mong chong ming chong

A Racist Black Person

OMG ITS A ging mong chong ming chong, Got your guns ready?

by pawsyfurry April 22, 2024

Mong

BMW Driver

"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"

by Drivarded February 19, 2024

MAGA-mong

Someone who is totally and irrationally devoted to Trump and the MAGA movement.

My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?

My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?

by Timzyx February 23, 2024

Mong

Noun. A pawn used in a nefarious plan

Hey boss, did you secure the mong for the Buffalo job?

Oh you bet I did, Tom is the best mong in the Northern hemisphere!

by kymseesghosts March 10, 2024