Coach Mike

Coach Mike is a bald, loud , annoying homosexual with 10 foot earlobes.

"God dammit Ramon, pull your head out of your ass! My name is Coach Mike!"

by richyoungprodigy March 9, 2017

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poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.

Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!

by Reggie Shits October 7, 2019

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Mike is gay

The gayest person alive and is the head guy at bongo bobs. He the gayest of all gays.

Mike is gay!

by Bongo Bobs June 11, 2012

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Mike Will Made It

Music produced by Michael Len Williams II or Mike Will, whose stage name is Mike WiLL Made-It. His record production company is Ear Drummer Records.

*Mike Will Made It* "That girl is a real crowd pleaser...."

by sarda68 January 27, 2017

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Mike monfee

A man who is an NDE/QC inspector contractor at DC Cook known for his microdick. His awkward language combined with his microdick has baffled scientists and raccoons everywhere.

Man you remind me of a mike monfee

by Not WiJay March 27, 2019

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Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"

Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!

by KaBoom January 24, 2014

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