Midnight Stunner

(noun) a person that blows your mind via random acts of freestylin', gratuitous sexual acts and/or references, and outlandish egocentric behavior

1. Homeboy's straight finger-blasting that chick in the club, that dude's a midnight stunner, son.

2. The young man purchased three bottles at the club & poured them all over the establishment's couch; that's midnight stunner shit

by midnightstunner314 February 17, 2010

midnight rimjob

The sexual act of eating ass when it is covered in shit.

Lmao! Shitmouth over there gave a midnight rimjob!

by Notorious Incognito September 14, 2017

midnight tango

Sex

Let's do the midnight tango!

by H3yImJP December 8, 2016

midnight rush

When you cum in a girl at midnight

I midnight rushed that girl

by DickSuckers July 8, 2016

midnight gummer

When someone with no teeth (usually old ladies, or people from lehighton) give a blow job

boy: hey gramma wanna give me a midnight gummer

Granny Smith: sure

by Matt10796 July 3, 2011

midnight mortician

Midnight mortician is trilogy written by the author of "dear lilac" and "smush!" , Valerie Vancouver. Midnight mortician revolves around an immortal fae named aeliana and an immortal vampire named Magnus.

Have you read midnight mortician by Valerie Vancouver?

No, I haven't

Well you should!

by Valerie Vancouver May 5, 2023

Midnight Rules

Late at night when the roads are clear of traffic, following traffic laws is completely pointless and unnecessary. It is at this magical hour that Midnight Rules kick in! Go as fast as you want! Use ALL the concrete! Hell with stoplights!

"Man, how did you get here so fast?!"

"Midnight Rules, man. Midnight Rules.

by Bretorious April 30, 2011