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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Melissa/Mel

is cool
is gay
is funny
is loved
is the smartest person fr
is pog
is anything good you could imagine
Melissa/Mel is anything mentioned above
by arandomdumbass August 4, 2021
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Melissa

she's an amazing girlfreind if you treat her right. she can be scary but once you get to know her she is amazing and understanding and she will always be there for you. while she may be not the smartest she is so sweet and I feel bad for anyone that doesn't have a Melissa in their life.
person one: is that Melissa
person two: yeah she's a great friend of mine and you should get to know I think you two would get along
person one: but she seems so scary
by I've had a stroke May 30, 2021
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Melissa Rae Morrow

I am a person who is unique and loves with all her heart. I don't plan on having this last name forever, and I hope I don't. I want to get married and have kids one day, God Willing.
Melissa Rae Morrow thinks she is in love again.
by IDEFINEMYSELF June 13, 2021
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Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
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Melissa

Melissa is a very beautiful girl whose beauty is beyond limits . If you sit with her in a room for a second she will laugh like never before, she makes anyone laugh She is also emotional and cares for the people she loves. If you need help, just go to her , she will find the solution and she gives the best advice.
In her view, life is short, so take risks because you are human and make mistakes .
She has the best hugs tho .

Melissa is very funny, good and funny, crazy, never grows old, consoles anyone who is sad, cares for people, I mean, isn't she the goddess of the honeybee
P1 : Dude yesterday i saw this beautiful girl she is so funny and kind i like her
P2 : Ooh , i think you just met MELISSA
by That sad boy November 23, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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