Marshal

A Marshal is a little guy. disliked by many but tolerated by the best of people. he definitely talks too much but is easy to tune out. the only reason he has so many hot female friends is because he is seen as tiny and non-threatening. he also wont fucking shut up about his autistic little special interest(Planes, cameras, war).

Girl #1: OMG you have been hanging out with that marshal kid a lot, do you like him???
girl #2: ew no. he's like a little brother to me. hes just so... tiny.

by thatjewishhoe69420 April 28, 2023

Jass Marshall

A female BOSS 1042 security officer - young, outspoken, energetic and tough. Great at her job and loved by everyone. Not to be underestimated and destined to do great things.

No one can fill Jass Marshalls shoes

by Ada2m December 28, 2023

Marshall

Another word for dingus. Typically referring to a gay man, of the flamboyant sort. He works out way too much, so much so that hes cried over losing his favorite dumbell. He loves his dad but wont kiss him. What a loser. He thinks he understands women, but in reality, he views them all as men

Guy 1: hey bro did you see f1 last night?

Guy 2: yeah bro, that one character was a total marshall

Guy 1: i agree. What a marshall

by MarshallHater3600 July 8, 2025

John Marshall Highschool

A Highschool in Moundsville, West Virginia. A Building full of fake whores, smelly drugged up rednecks, nasty fuck boys, nasty country girl skanks that have sex with dogs. Even the gays will talk behind your fucking back or cheat on you. Sex pest freaks who talk about wet dreams at the lunch table and will grab your ass in G.S.A club.

Even the teachers will bully you if you're gay or have autism. Then they will blame you for being bullied.

Fuck you Mr. Wilson.

Word to the Wise.
Take your real friends with you and escape that hell.
Class of 2022

John Marshall Highschool was the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me.

by Something_Strange June 7, 2024

Kyle Marshall

a mother that is transphobic but says "love who you love" whenever someone brings up a same sex relationship and who also is emotionally abusive and talks about your body too much to the point it makes you so uncomfortable you don't even want to bring food up around her cause you know she'll say something

"sam, i love your mom"
"sure she's such a kyle marshall tho"
"what's that?"
"huh? i didn't say anything"
"oh i thought i heard you say she was a kyle marshall?"
"dude what even is that?"

by anonymous September 18, 2021

Marshall

This guy is the most odd man you will ever find. I can’t tell if he’s just a little goofy or was dropped on his head as a baby. To describe him, he looks like he would drop out of university to play trombone and then come back just to hang out in the school bar. He looks like he sleeps with both his feet in one sock and listens to cows mooing to fall asleep. I don’t think he could do 8+17 but he looks like he could probably recite the entirety of a war from 1812. He looks like he’d have asthma and be allergic to 16 different things and also be colour blind.

Oh marshall, yeah I know that guy had an asthma attack while trying to get his epi pen out because he couldn’t see the colours on the signs

by anonymous March 19, 2024

Father Marshall

A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.

Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.

Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..

by Pewpew boom boom May 8, 2018