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Miami

A place that ends relationships. You kno if yo chick cheating when she go there alone and dont be textin back and say she with ‘the girls
dude: ay bro my chick in miami with the girls, but she aint textin

bro: dude she cheatin dump her now
by parkergavenoahhead April 7, 2018
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Miami Hurricanes

An NCAA Division I football team that won 5 national championships and hasn't been relevant since 2001. Lots of their players from the 80's-2000's are in prison now.
Some primary Miami Hurricanes rivals include the Florida Gators, Florida State Seminoles, Nebraska Cornhuskers and the Notre Dame Fighting Irish.
by Psedoudnym September 18, 2016
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Miami Dick

The reason women go down to Miami...The chronicles of what hangs in the trunks those beautiful bronze Cuban, Dominican, and Puerto Rican men in South Beach. Carried by guys like Tony Profane, Karlo Karrera, and Bruno Dickemz. The reason why BangBros is located in Miami. The original Vacation Dick.
We’re going to Miami this weekend, Mama needs some Miami Dick.
by Msginaaa April 24, 2021
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Miami

Man, it is taking the death-bots a minute to get up here, innit? Shit... How long ago were they in Argentina? Had to have been like a month or 2... This is taking forever. I should have done the nanobot Alucard body FIRST... And THEN the death-bots... I don't know, it- I did this shit entirely backwards....
Hym "Yeah, create A.I., IMMEDIATE nanobot-Alucard body, consciousness transfer (I don't know why I though supplanting my cells one at a time was a good idea. That was fucking retarded), death-bot army, seize Jennifer Lawrence, capture Jordan Peterson... Put him in, like, a bird cage or something.... Conquer all of the countries... Build my slut-tower... Clone Megyn Kelly... Breed some some kind of mount... Like a bear-moose... Or and alligator-elk... Something with horns... Ummm... Obviously get carried around on a Xerxes thrown... I mean, it's a good plan. It's a good plan... Did it in the wrong order... Death-bots are taking FOREVER to get here... Where they at now? Miami? Yeah, this shit sucks..."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
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miami superpool

a pussy in a toaster
I put my pussy in a toaster and called it the Miami superpool
by vintiy November 16, 2016
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miami musket

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.
by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023
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