A person who is so anal that they have sought a job to define their compulsive tendencies. As librarians, these 'overly enthusiastic' individuals can not only revel in their compulvieness, they can force it on other people too. Librarians often bait people into their dens by offering information or entertainment, usually of the wholesome kind.
Information in Librarian dens (often called Libraries) is sorted meticulously by a variety of nonsensical systems. Some libaries have been known to assign numbers to CDs in the order they purchase them and then organize them by number, effectively hindering any person from finding the CD that they want.
Information in Librarian dens (often called Libraries) is sorted meticulously by a variety of nonsensical systems. Some libaries have been known to assign numbers to CDs in the order they purchase them and then organize them by number, effectively hindering any person from finding the CD that they want.
by Tim Miller January 3, 2004
Get the librarian mug.Related Words
libria
• Librianna
• Libra
• library
• Librarians
• Liberia
• Librandu
• library nazi
• Librado
• liria
Place where homeless people go to wash up in the bathroom and escape from the streets until ladies with godawfully tight buns shoo them away because they smell like soiled panties.
Homeless Man #1: Earl, get out of you box.
Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless.
Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open.
Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass!
Homeless Man #2: Why? It's so cold and we're both homeless.
Homeless Man #1: We need to get baths and some refuge from this terrible cold and the library is open.
Homeless Man#2: Yeah! Let's go make it smell like ass!
by Bertny April 4, 2009
Get the Library mug.According to the 'Based', 'Dank', 'JeeNeetards', 'Musanghi', 'r/sikh' members of South Asian paradigm, Librandus can be Islam sympathisers, Shaitan incarnates, Whimmen shimmen or dalit larpers when convenient. How can real adarsh muslims , sikhs, women, dalits ever denigrate glorious Hinduism? When has Hinduism ever done bad to them? Its all iran-arab-turk nexus bullas larping.
Looks at frontpage: 70% ambedkar posts. Ignored.
Looks at frontpage: 70% ambedkar posts. Ignored.
CasualChaapribhakt: In Mohan Bhagwat's word: Everyone in SouthAsia South of Amu-Syr Darya, Hindu-Kush are Hindus, from around Indus onwards. They are casteless by choice today and hence glorious Hinduism can not re-instate their Brahmin, Kshatriya tags. There is nothing wrong considering them Hindus and making them work menial jobs. We are doing this to help you.
CasualMusanghi: Filthy pagan worshippers. There is only Allah and you all must join his creed to get an afterlife, We are doing this to help you.
CasualUPBihariKid: Science is bessht babua. These humanities peepal never got into IIT and hence stoopid. Ayurveda, Horuspicy are all sciences bitch.
CasualMiddleClass: Jai Tata, Jai Narayana Murthy, I am naukar doing naukri for such benevolent overlords. They deserve to get 26hours a day work from me. Shun the abraham converts like Booby Jindal, they all stoopid to believe someone can be born without a father. Putrakameshti Yagna for Ram is different, Vishnu blessed the milk of Rishyashringa so that magic is real. Its all real. If reservation was not there, me praying to him 24x7 would have put me into IIT. Alas!
r/sikhi: We need reclaimings of glorious Sikh empire that spanned from Indian Punjab to South India. We never ruled Multan or Afghanistan.
Librandu: Enough reddit for the day. I really should have used my MBBS, MA (History), Phd(Anthropology) knowledge for my own selfish reasons instead.
CasualMusanghi: Filthy pagan worshippers. There is only Allah and you all must join his creed to get an afterlife, We are doing this to help you.
CasualUPBihariKid: Science is bessht babua. These humanities peepal never got into IIT and hence stoopid. Ayurveda, Horuspicy are all sciences bitch.
CasualMiddleClass: Jai Tata, Jai Narayana Murthy, I am naukar doing naukri for such benevolent overlords. They deserve to get 26hours a day work from me. Shun the abraham converts like Booby Jindal, they all stoopid to believe someone can be born without a father. Putrakameshti Yagna for Ram is different, Vishnu blessed the milk of Rishyashringa so that magic is real. Its all real. If reservation was not there, me praying to him 24x7 would have put me into IIT. Alas!
r/sikhi: We need reclaimings of glorious Sikh empire that spanned from Indian Punjab to South India. We never ruled Multan or Afghanistan.
Librandu: Enough reddit for the day. I really should have used my MBBS, MA (History), Phd(Anthropology) knowledge for my own selfish reasons instead.
by MahatManuGodse August 29, 2022
Get the Librandu mug.a librarian is a weird usually older(middle aged) lonely woman. they have weird quirks and often don't know how to interact with children and normal people. they become librarians because they don't fit into the real world. they are ugly and wear hideous clothes. you can often find that they are obese or chubby. they usually live alone in a lonely little apartment in the suburbs with seven cats and don't answer the door to little trick or treaters or girl scouts. they will yell at you for the stupidest shit. they think theyre making the world better by being librarians but everyone really hates them because theyre mean and EVIL!
by lizzy 2992 November 13, 2005
Get the Librarian mug.
A place to borrow books for school and recreational reading to the average soul, but to the enlightened folk it is equivalent to hell and is where Satan lies in wait. Sometimes you can find him "shhh-ing" people as the librarian, but some librarians are just simple, innocent people like you or me.
by Alligo Pillege February 6, 2007
Get the Library mug.