shit letter

A Shit letter is when you shit in some mail and send it to somebody.

I sent a shit letter to my friend after he made fun of me

by Communist manifesto February 3, 2021

random letters

when you are bored and dont know what to do

some random guy: im bored so im going to type random letters qweru0qwehmporifdhs iafohwemrofqu34wh5rn0H(DF*A(PGH)RN(SDPU<{q4325't;erw.''<P}>FCZXP
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"q29w3p4uyqwprnqhw4er--qwep;r;qwea'sf,cdlfgmnuseho89

by hihowareyoulol January 19, 2023

Love-letter

A letter of rejection from a university program, scholarship or fellowship.

I just received a love-letter from the University of Alabama.

by Chuksism January 12, 2023

Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.

I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.

by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010

Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

3 Letter Acronym Rapper

A rapper with 3 letters at the beginning of their name like NBA Youngboy and YNW Melly. These rappers are usually garbage at rapping and have no talent and only make a lot of money because the people who listen to them have a very bad taste in music

“That talentless 3 Letter Acronym Rapper YNW Melly makes me want to rip my ears off of my head when I hear his music”

by spoderman320 June 23, 2023

Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.

Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.

by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019