Sneaky Joseph

To unscrew and ejaculate inside the shower head then replace shower head ready for someone else to use! Named sneaky Joseph because of possibility that it was not an immaculate conception...
Hey, Just had a 'sneaky Joseph' round Daves house! Bad start to the day for him tomorrow!
by Wicked Cheese October 04, 2010
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Joseph Bailey

That one black guy that everyone loves. He gets trolled and trolls back. He hates us and loves us. Joseph Bailey makes Chuck Norris tremble. He is purely awesome.
Dude it's Joseph Bailey... quick rub his head.
by MalachiPeace January 05, 2012
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Joseph Beton

When a person performs a Joseph Beton, it is said that they open up there anus and stuff as many cakes down it as possible!
Drury: "I eat iced buns in one bite."
Joseph Beton: "I eat iced buns through my arse because i'm so fucking fat."
by A_Warrenist October 22, 2010
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baby joseph

the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show-stopping, never the same, totally unique soon to be born child of Jenna and Tyler Joseph
Clikkie 1: I'm so excited for baby joseph to be born!!!
Clikkie 2: I know rightttt!!!
by clikkieparxie69 January 07, 2020
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Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.
Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.
by naxt December 16, 2013
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joseph Augustine

What a fucking legend he will fuck you girl then move onto your mum and you will still thank him.
by J2132TRAPPY January 21, 2021
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joseph horton

Who i am rn

Im Joseph horton. People lime this are sweat and loves cuddles but also love sex and they double!
Girl 1: have you seen Joseph horton. He is the sweat and he loves cuddles.

Girl 2: ikr I would love to date him
by Josephofthe12yearolds April 19, 2021
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