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John

Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive
Your being such a john
by Rider420 April 30, 2019
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John

Never has friends his own age.
That John always hangs out with those old kids
by Steve from florida October 22, 2019
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John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.
I wish John would be more aware
by Itdoesnotmatter💘 March 17, 2019
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That idea is so John
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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
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John

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE
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John

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