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jerry seinfeld

someone who talks too much during sex and kills the mood
"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"

"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"
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Jerry Bitch

A bitch that is dirty or has a disease, commonly used for hookers
Jerome was out with that jerry bitch last night.

"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"
by Zack Raper April 8, 2007
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Jerry Maine

A slang term for marijuana. Originally said to have been made by some dyslexic guy who meant to say Mary Jane, but ended up saying Jary Mane instead. The newly created word has since become the most popular slang for marijuana, and has been respelled to Jerry Maine.
Yeah, give me some Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.
by Rusty Shackleberg February 5, 2005
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Uncle Jerry

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".
"Hi, I'm Alan Kalter, TV's Uncle Jerry."
by defgtyu September 12, 2008
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The Jerry Springer

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017
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Jerry Comb

A hair cut that nice, handsome, charming men have
Person 1: Hey have you seen James with the Jerry Comb haircut.

Person 2: Yeah! He looks so handsome now.
by KHOAGOMD April 28, 2023
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Jerry Jackson

Jerry Jackson is a cultured animated comedy created by David Firth (Creator of Salad Fingers). In Jerry Jackson, you are taught the ways of the Gods in episodes such as religion. You follow when Linkin Park came to his house and when he taught the audience about racism.
suk my dik nobeye ~jerry jackson
Or
you are the god jerry

jerry of the jacksons
by Kitch_the_interlectual February 24, 2021
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