"the thing about nipples is...blah, blah, blah, blah"
"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"
"thanks, jerry seinfeld, just forget it and let's go to sleep"
by secret danger squirrel mouse March 13, 2009

Jerome was out with that jerry bitch last night.
"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"
"Have you seen Tod's girlfriend? She looks like a jerry bitch"
by Zack Raper April 8, 2007

A slang term for marijuana. Originally said to have been made by some dyslexic guy who meant to say Mary Jane, but ended up saying Jary Mane instead. The newly created word has since become the most popular slang for marijuana, and has been respelled to Jerry Maine.
Yeah, give me some Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.
What? You mean Mary Jane?
No, you fucking retard. Give me Jerry Maine.
by Rusty Shackleberg February 5, 2005

The new nickame Alan Kalter, announcer of The Late Show with David Letterman, has given himself in place of "Big Red." This is usually when he uses his street talk to try to sound like a gangster and calls host David "DL".
by defgtyu September 12, 2008

When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017

Person 1: Hey have you seen James with the Jerry Comb haircut.
Person 2: Yeah! He looks so handsome now.
Person 2: Yeah! He looks so handsome now.
by KHOAGOMD April 28, 2023

Jerry Jackson is a cultured animated comedy created by David Firth (Creator of Salad Fingers). In Jerry Jackson, you are taught the ways of the Gods in episodes such as religion. You follow when Linkin Park came to his house and when he taught the audience about racism.
by Kitch_the_interlectual February 24, 2021
