The best kid on earth. Smart, Awesome, has a big-ego and he is a swaggy kid. Is Chinese. Has a friend that is a giraffe and one that has a potato head.
by foil7 May 28, 2015
1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object
1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass
by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009
a stupid broad who likes to go behind her friends back and fuck lax team members. Especially, penguins.. a beat slore. You have been warned.
by Amanda U August 04, 2007
When a man and woman are spooning and the male sticks just the knob of his tool in her arse. She then reaches around and jerks him off into her arse.
by daniel hobart April 22, 2008
When one fraternity pledge, while pledging, is forced to take a shot of jack daniel's mixed with the cum of his "grand-big."
1. You are pre-gaming at your fraternity when your big tells you it's time for you first "jacky daniel's happy ending." You are then blindfolded and wait for your shot to be mixed. While you were blindfolded your "grand-big" ejaculates into the shot glass and fills the rest with jack daniels. You then down the shot like a champ and are forced to say "YUM."
2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
2."Wow, Frats are GAY"
by FratStarΑΣΣ August 17, 2010
Any movie exhibiting both mixed martial arts and flying people, as in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon," "House of Flying Daggers," "Forbidden Kingdom," "Hero," "Curse of the Golden Flower," and so on.
** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.
** In order to be truly Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan, the characters must defy gravity to a hilarious degree.
Bob: "Crouching dragon hidden... what? What the hell is that about?"
Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."
Joe: "It's like Jackie Chan meets Peter Pan. It's awesome. Just shut up and watch."
by ThatsTooBad June 29, 2010
by Kelsie1994 December 02, 2015