don't milk it

Don't over do it.

Don't milk it kid. It's only an ankle sprain

by Shaun the GOAT March 15, 2017

mung milk

the stuff that aquirts out of your nose if you start laughing while swallowing a mung load.

We got him laughing so hard he mung milked all over his shirt.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins July 29, 2006

milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.

Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.

by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018

milk drinker

An insult / derogative term deriving from the video game Skyrim, often used by City Guards to suggest a person is weak and / or young / inexperienced.

Possible explanations:
Young babies drink milk from their mother's breasts.
and / or
Those who can't handle mead or ale instead drink milk.
and / or
Milk in Skyrim will restore a Warrior's resource for hard-hitting sword swings. Those who require Milk for this purpose would likely be lower-level, and inexperienced.

Don't be such a milk drinker.

by Dovahkiin & M'aiq the Liar March 4, 2012

Milk Leaver

The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.

So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience

Guy1: There's barely any milk in this bag

Guy2: It must have been a milk leaver

by jagimo December 1, 2009

Milk The Pants

To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.

That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.

by The Dairy Farmer December 2, 2010

muff milk

Simply when a female cums.

I fuckd this chick so hard her muff milk squirted all over me.

by kstan3 October 11, 2010