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Genshin Impact

Genshin Impact is a free-to-play, pay-to-win Zelda BOTW clone. Aka Generic JRPG #8272. Made in China. I didn't get sponsored, so I can say that everyone fucking hates it. Including me. Even though I play it every day and simp for a character in it.

Alternatively, the game is called the following:

No Father Figure Simulator

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botw clone

And of course,
Down Bad Simulator

This game has been making the rounds since the start of the pandemic, as miHoYo, or Hoyoverse, or whatever the fuck they're called right now, clearly saw it as a way to cash in to the down bad.

This game is a black hole for your money, your sanity and your grass-touching time. And there are mechanics designed to stop you from NOT playing.

Also, I have to say that the community is an absolute piece of fucking shitty garbage. Too many examples.

Are they slightly better than the Dream community?

I hope. At least there's no yaoi fanart of some real people around these parts, all we get is some loli shit. Is it better? Your call.

Simply put, don't play the game. Installing it will result in complete loss of Gigachad privileges. And if you do decide to play it, stay the FUCK away from the community.

Also, fun fact: Simping eventually leads to being down bad, and you know what that leads to?

Fapping. Of course.
'Bro, you play Genshin? Sorry, I meant No Father Figure Simulator. CRINGE.'

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"what the fuck dad im trying to fap to ayaka"

'YOU PIECE OF SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE YOU MASTURBATE TO SOME NORMAL HENTAI WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO SOME GENSHIN GARBAGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE AND GO GET A FUCKING JOB'

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''Ew, you installed Genshin Impact! You're banned from the Gigachads permanently.''

"look im not one of those toxic review bombers ok"

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'Son, what the fuck is this? You bought 95937722749 of these... Genesis Crystals?'

"It's for my Genshin wife, Ayaka."

'...I should've told your mom to get an abortion. Wait, actually, it's not too late for one.'

-father takes out an ICA19 Silverballer and goes pew pew-
by corruptphoton May 8, 2022
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Super Glue Import

An import car poorly modified to give the appearance of high performance or style. Usually held together with improper materials such as duct tape, super glue, wire, etc. and nearly falling apart
"Wow! The bumper just fell off that super glue import in the middle of a street race!
by SirZyrion April 4, 2006
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Fatal Impact

Hatar of Classuck
Fatal Impact is pro-base.
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import/export

when two homosexual men bend over and pass a turd from one anus to another
dude 1: Did you see Justin Bieber's new music video?
dude 2: yea, I'd rather import/export with jabba the hut than watch that again
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Impact Playa

A Impactful person, a very Strong Figure.
I'm the real Ip
U don't know sh*t about me
Who the f*ck are you to doubt me
You aint no gansta
You just a straight up hata
i'm the impact playa
Yea thats what IP means
I'm da king
I get all the greens
by IP Fo'real October 20, 2006
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Genshin Impact

The game where degenerates and people alike go to lose money or waste time. AKA: The no Bitches game
Person 1: Guys im sorry but im gonna grind on genshin impact.
Person 2: Sure go play the no bitches game
Person 3: Man we where having such a great time why must u go play the no bitches game
by Untitled_titled March 2, 2022
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Impact Computers

ImpactComputers.com is dedicated to the business of replacement parts distribution for manufacturers such as Acer, Compaq, Hewlett-Packard (HP), IBM, Toshiba, SONY, Panasonic, and many more. We are primarily an outsource facility that assumes the major responsibility of supplementing the existing channels when they fail in their attempt to satisfy customer requirements for Notebook Parts, Laptop parts, Server Parts and Desktop Parts. We have the largest selection of parts new and generic that work on Dell ™ Inspiron™, Dell™ Poweredge™, Dell™ Latitude, Dell™ Vostro, Dell™ Optiplex, Compaq™ Presario, Hewlett-Packard (HP)™ Pavilion™, Acer™ Aspire, Toshiba™ Satellite, Toshiba™ Tecra, Toshiba™ Libretto such as Displays, Hinges, Caddies, Batteries, Ac Adaptors and every little part for your Notebook, Desktop or Server.
Where did you buy your laptop screen?

I bought it from Impact Computers!
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