Hump Day

Wednesday's are the middle of the work week and, seems like it takes a weed to get to wednesday. I am usually exhausted by Wednesday.

Hump Day and I feel liked I have been Humped all Day!

by bobbyhotrod April 12, 2011

Dry Hump

Sending a picture message of your junk to a stranger's phone while it is on vibrate mode.

I was bored so I dry humped everybody on page 264 in the phone book.

by Carlos Carlson July 25, 2011

hump day

wednesday (from the notion that it is the hump of the workweek)

Things will go very smoothly by hump day.

by Light Joker April 9, 2006

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

hump day

a dedicated day of the week for having sex.

its wednesday night..hump day..you know what that means ;)

by jonathon pipefitter August 3, 2006

hump

lowly worker, grunt, pee-on, low on the totem pole
origin: hunched or hump-backed from hard labor

“I wish these humps would hurry up and move those boxes.”

by shermantheblue baby October 1, 2008

Hump Day

Being screwed in the middle of the week either way we look there is a work day before and after.

It gets you coming and going, hump day.

by Dahpeach January 19, 2010